fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

waterchuck:

It’s a dark stormy night, the thunder is loud and and the lights in the house have gone out. The only light available is a very small amount of candles that won’t last the night and the lightening that shines through the windows.

“Balls.”

Bobby knew it would be a while until the lights would…

So Thursday Waterchuck had a Senior dinner thing at her dorm. And because she has been sick and coughing like some kind of possessed creature, we were like: “let’s not make something that requires legit hands on making”.

So we bought 12 pudding cups and I helped decorate them with whipped cream and sprinkles. The girls a the get-together only ate 4. So I ate one for breakfast on Friday. But we forgot about them yesterday. And because when ever she opens the fridge and sees them she cringes. I’ve been eating them today.

So get this. The first one I ate today had a strange after feeling. Not TASTE, a FEELING. Like afterwards I felt like I drank soda. The next one was okay.

But the last one I had… The after feeling was back… But it was delayed, and at the back of my throat… Should I take this as a warning? Should I stop? 

…Well, I’ve been testing fate, since Waterchuck and my roommate have been sick, and coughing and hacking up lungs, by continuing to be in their presence for the past 2 weeks. I should be fine…

-eats another-

I’m a fucking Timelord.

sketchlock:

ioiad:

So my friend and I created this wonderful alternate universe where all of the angels work at an iHop.  Castiel is the host, Michael is probably the manager or something, and the rest of the angels have various jobs like cook and server and such.

Lucifer operates the rival Waffle House across the street with all of the demons.

Oh, and this song is always playing in the restaurant. Always.

Also there’s a skate park.

MY BRO KATIE IS THE BESTTTT. * ridiculous recorder music*

Pssttt, Ree this was what I was talking about in terms of Supernats Ihop AU. pfff.

And we’re doing pretty good. And they’re talking about ghosts and how this one dude is coming back after 50 years of being dead, cuz he predicted he’d come back and shit like that.

And we’ve been watching these little by little and if you know it you know that they sometimes hear noises from ghosts and shit.

Well…

Out of nowhere we hear:

And we look at each other like:

So waterchuck opens the door all slow-like

And this is what we see:

We nearly had heart attacks for this?

And no one else heard this huge ass tile FALL FROM THE CEILING?!

bitches and hoes

[Bonus: AFTER STORIES CLANG CLANG]

After talking with the RA we came back to flail about our near death experience.

Waterchuck revealed to me that she thought it was the sound of someone throwing down a dead body.

And yet…

SHE

STILL

OPENED

THE

DOOR.

As for me, I clearly remember asking waterchuck whether the noise came from inside the room or not… This is what happens to me after watching too many ghost shows…

And because Waterchuck’s voice decided to leave her, I asked if she wanted one. 

I told her to get the spoons out (but she only had forks) while I got the pudding.

We had a four pack, and I passed her the top two that were attached to each other. 

She looked at me all confused-like.

Apparently she thought I wanted to finish off all the pudding in one sitting and I was passing her two for her to eat now.

Sincerely,

sesshachan

PS:

Watching Waterchuck get a compliment online and thinking it isn’t legit is like:

waterchuck:

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